I  am  back and  availble from my weeks break in Turkey. Turkey along with Egypt is one of my favorite places to go on holiday I decided to go away lat minute as i am having a new kitchen fitted and just could not stay at home with the builders and the mess i would probably kill them o they would kill me so i thought that i would just leave them to it.

The place where i stayed is close to Fethyie and Olu Denize where the famous Blue Lagoon  is . As i was on my own for a week of relaxing sunshine i had no problems in chattting to other travellers and met up with a group of  very nice ladies who were also on holiday for the week who adopted me for the week  so i was never bored.

It was hot around every day at about 38 - 40 degrees with no rain but lots of Russsians visitors Turkey is only a short plane ride for them its their Costa Brava.  Its my belief that the Russians have taken over now where the Germans used to be in there absolute utter rudeness to staff and other visitors. After 50 years the Germans & the Brits have finally intergrated and now understand each other It was amsuing to hear the German familes moan about the Russians putting out there towels early  ( like they never did that !!) 

    I watched with amazed amusment as the several Brits argued and on two occassion actually physically fought with Russian guests over stealing sunbeds , pushing in the queue and general rudeness. The Russians had taken to puttting teabags  ( yes teabags) on the chairs in the ampitheater at night where the entertainment was held in order to hold there seats for them while they were at the Bar getting drinks.  So of course you sit down and chuck the teabag of the seat not realising that its a secret KGB code for thats my seat stay away. This is what resulted in several fights.    

Its been a lovely week of absolute sunshne and relaxation and i was able to catch up with reading my favourite books having massages and justy being a really lazy cow

But i am back now and totally availble untill my next holiday which will be towards the end of August i hope, and no my kitchen is not finnished and my house is still a compelte and utter building site

Love and Kisses Paris 

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Apologies to all of you who tried to call me over the weekend and at the begining of the week  but i was not availble for appointments.  I will be back on Thursday 5th June so if you would like to book an appointment to see me then please get in touch  As im not anwsering my phone while i am off its better to send me a quick text  I promise i will get back in touch with you as soon as i can

Love and Kisses Paris  

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Well  Bristol City lost the Footie and now I wont get to meet Ronaldo, Wayne  or any of the other Premier League Players   Such a shame we were doing so well  i guess match attendance will now drop back to the usual levels now that there are no glory hunters   

Although I did not go to Wembly despite having got 4 tickets  I  was told by friends and family who did go that it was totally amazing experience to be there  but food was really really  expensive.  A hotdog cost £6 and a coke £2.90 and as you were not allowed to bring in your own drinks and food I would imagine that they made a small profit on food and drink at Wembly    ( i think im getting obessed with the price of food and being ripped off)

 But on another line for those of you who remember my good friend Maddison who used to work with me in the past  www.bristol-sexybabe.co.uk  She is now back and availble on a Thursday and Friday at my apartment for appointments  and we will be able to offer a Duo Appointment on these days at my city center apartment

We offer a excellent two girl duo with both of us for 1 hour @ £250 however we are both pretty busy with are regular appointments, so its better to book in advance to avoid any dissapointment  This is a proper two girl appointment with lots of girl on girl action and plenty of  fun for you  We have uniforms toys strap ons ( to use on each other and on you if you want us to) and we are both very good friends having been on holidays together so you wont get any embarrassing moments with us)      

   We can also offer on weekends and mornings ( providing you have booked ) the ultimate two girl appointment for  2 hours @ £400 at my own home in Bristol  If you have ever fancied getting in hottub with two sexy ladies for fun and games then call us for the ultimate Luxury appointment    This is for those guy that really want to experience what to ladies can do with each other given the time    

Why not join my yahoo group for more information on what i am  getting up to    

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I enjoy a good roast dinner and I recently went out for Sunday Lunch  with a large group of friends.Its was a lovely resturant  and pub on the waterfront in Bristol. The weather was gorgeous and we were all able to sit outside overlooking the water.  It was a nice meal but it was ruined at the end when we came to pay for it and there was a discretionary 15 percent tip  added to the bill  ( plus they overcharged us by  £35 )

The tip was almost  £40 I mean come on who leaves a tip of £40  Maybe  millionaire or really stupid person, but im neither so i asked for the Discretionary tip to be taken off  the bill as we did not want to pay that amount as a tip  

"So you  dont want to leave a tip then"  the waitress asked quite sharpish.    "No i dont" i replied and certainly not a tip of £40 thats the cost of another two dinners  We had to speak to 4 different people to get the correct amount on our bill and the tip taken off . £40 tip, they are having a serious laugh     

And it was those poncy bloody Sunday dinners where you get 1.5 roast potatoes and 1 slice of beef and a few vegetables artfully arrange to make the plate look full but you cant fool me so im not paying for 2 more dinners)    

I stood my ground and got the rip off tip taken off.  I would not mind paying a good tip  but i hate being ripped off and the tip dose not go to the waitress anyway, so why should i give the resturant more money for doing SFA why dont they just charge more for the food and be done with it 

Despite that it was a nice meal and a gorgeous day but i wont go back there again  maybe for drinks but not for food.  But next time I want a roast dinner im going to Nobby’s Carvery in Bristol  where you can get the best roast dinners in Bristol and dont have to leave a tip.    

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At long last i finally met up with my webmaster, when he paid a visit to Bristol recently. We have been in constant touch  via both email and phone for the past 18months ever since he very kindly took on my website for me. I have to add that I am forever grateful to you  for taking on my website and my other websites last year when a previous webmaster  dissapeared leaving my site unusable and virtually unworkable  and for being very patient with me and my sometimes  (ok all of the time crazy ideas and requests )   

 But we  have been trying to meet up for a while for a few drinks but never been able to manage it but i was determined to put aside an evening to do this when he was in Bristol next as i was not able to meet up the last time he was in Bristol a few months ago  

We finally met in a local bar on the waterfront in Bristol  and after a few drinks of something that was strange but nice called Natrual Blonde ( organic ) beer we moved on to a really lively Tapa Bar and resturant for more wine and food. 

It was an interesting evening talking mainly about the Escorting Business & People that we know who are in this business and the message boards and forums that we post on   

But of course no trip to Bristol would be complete without a trip around the Red Light District so being very brave he allowed me to drive him around in my car to view Bristols Red Light Area of St Pauls and Fishponds Rd before winding up the evening      

Anyway i would like to say a  Big Thank You for all of your hard work that you have done for my website  for me   

Thanks Paris

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Im very sorry that i have not been blogging for the past few weeks however my laptop that i normally use has not been working but i now have it sorted so i can begin blogging

Im expecting a quite weekend this weekend as Bristol City are off to Wembly  Virtually all Bristol men will be in the pub or at Wembly so i am free to those of you who hate football and want some fun despite having  had 4 tickets to go and see them play  

As a City supporter and season ticket holder I did go and watch the match last week where we got through to go to Wembly  and straight away I ordered my tickets or thought i did !!!.

 What a fuck up in the day and ages of modern technology it was total chaos  I hate ringing premium rate numbers as you are always kept on the line for ages and ages  while they are racking up loads of money and its worse if you are on a mobile

(a sneaky tip for everyone go on line and find the number to ring  the company -  in my case ticket master - as if you are abroad   its always a landline number and not a rip off 50p aminute and this applies to most big companies even if its a freephone you get charge premium rates from mobile so find the number for the company to ring as if you are abroad. I just hate being ripped off ) i was kept on the phone to Ticketmaster for over 30mins so that about £15 min from a landline and god knows how much from a mobile    

   Anyway  I ordered 2 tickets on line using the wap system on my phone.  Great got 2 tickets so i  will be able to go and watch the match the next day having not received any text or confirmation of my ticket i rang up fuckit master as i call ticketmaster as they are great at fucking things up to be told i had not ordered any. Luckily as it was still only avaible for season ticket holder i was able to order 2 more tickets.

However lucky for me 4 tickets turnt up.and i  recieved 4 tickets for Wembly  I felt like Willy Wonka  with the Golden tickets. However certain family members and friends managed to convince me that i would not really want to go ( i must be thick) and so bought them off me although  i must add at a very very healthy profit to me . So while I watch Bristol City on TV at Wembly, once they have won ( they will) I will be off to buy a new handbag with the profits from my tickets  

Football aside the weather has been great mostly and lets hope it stays nice for the next few weeks at least     

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Do you love music, Do you like doing nothing and just listening to music having your favorite playlist of music to while away the hours     

I do, that why ipods and mp3s are brilliant, untill they bloody break which is what happened to me when on holiday. Well its not actually broke. It was left in the sun and it warped the screen. So while you can still play it and listen to music you cant actually see the screen to see whats next which is a pain in the ass I cant see any of my playlists

So on return from my holiday, I thought I would get it fixed ( wont be a lot, after all its only a stupid screen and a bit of glass ) I sadly found out that it would be cheaper to buy a new one than to fix my old one

So I am thoroughly annoyed. I love my music, I like to listen to my Ipod when i walk my dogs and ride my bike and just in general. So I decided to bow to commercial adverts and buy a Iphone. I wanted one last year but i was still stuck into my contract phone and i did not want to pay the £300 that they were asking for them which i thought was a total rip off.

But ah ah I now have a perfect excuse as my Ipod has broken and i was going to buy another ipod at around £100 it was only an extra £60 for the Iphone as they price as been reduced this last year so in theory it was a bargain or so i kept telling myself.

So i took the plunge and bought one last week and so far so good, it plays my music, i can anwser my calls on it check my emails download my itunes and preety simple to work so I am happy. Apart from the very blonde moment when two days after I bought the phone I was trying to make phone calls on it but I could not hear anyone and likewise. So I marched back into the shop to complain that the phone was faulty, crap ect ect and could they sort it out. The guy looked at it and informed me that i needed to take the plastic covering off the screen because it was covering the microphone Opps . Hasty exit from the shop

Anyway i have my music back to listen to so i just have to create more playlist now

But if you get a phone remember to take the plastic cover off it it really dose help

Love and Kisses Paris

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  Well, its been a terrific two months of immense work and pleasure with all you lovely gents (and ladies) so i am off on the 1st of April to treat myself to some sunshine as we dont seem to be getting sun here in England at present

One of my main vices is holidays and reading books I love travelling and i normally have a holiday booked as soon as i come back from a holiday  

Im a qualified scuba diver and have been diving for several years and have got to my Divemaster level with Padi which i completed in Egypt last year with my diving club and eventually i hope that i will get to my assistant instructor level but i think i need a few more dives yet in a few more exotic places  !!!!!

Thanks to my diving  and my love of travelling I have been lucky enough to get to some amazing places around the world with my diving club and on my own holidays including Cuba, Margarita, Borneo, Thailand, Cayman Islands, Domincan Republic, Barbados, Maldives and Goa and closer to home Malta & Gozo, Egypt Turkey and anywhere else thats in Europe that offers good warm diving but my favorite place has always been Dahab in Egypt which is where i fist learnt to dive

Im not a tough as the guys that i dive with and prefer to dive abroad where its warm and visibilty is good but belonging to a diving club in Bristol means we tend to dive in Cornwall and Devon where its cold and visibilty is not as good.  

But for someone who is a real water baby and i love the sea and swimming, I get really seasick on small boats and cant contemplate doing long boat trips to get to dive sites especially if im on a RIB (rigid inflatable boats) for me its like being on the rides at Alton Towers and not being allowed to get off so i try to wherever possible limit myself to shore dives. Its truly not fun if your stuck on a small boat and your cold and you want to throw up the only way the stop feeling sick is to get in the water and  start diving The one dive site that i would love to do is the famous Thistlegorm Cargo Ship  in Egypt but its several hours tripon a boat to get to the dive site and im just to chicken shit of being seesick to do it    

So for me anywhere where there is a good beach and it hot and sunny and plenty of snorkling and shore diving is fine with me. This time my holiday destination was a choice between the Gambia which is somewhere that i have always wanted to travel to and visit or Jamaica where i have never been but always wanted to visit as many of my friends have been there.

Jamacia won the flip of the coin, so i am going on 1st of April for two weeks of rest and relaxation and lots of diving and red stripe and reading my books

Im staying near Falmouth which i believe is about a 30min drive from the airport, the one thing i hate is having to travel ages to get to your hotel. Im hoping to do all the usual tourist stuff such as Dunns River Fall, Bob Marley House ( yes i will get that T- shirt for you as promised)  and maybe swim with the Dolphins and lots of swimming and whatever else takes my fancy

So come and see me this week in Bristol before i jet off to the sunshine and warm waters

As im not availble after next week - I reccomend my lovely friend Maddison to look after you

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Like myself Maddison is very busy so its best to book her in advance or call her early to get to see her. Who knows if you have seen me and then you meet her maybe you will want to see us both together in my hottub for the ultimate naughty appointment

Love and Kisses Paris

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 As a keen bike rider ( yes me on a bike - dont laugh guys ) i was recently made aware of how easy it is to still a bike and what huge “Business”it is as such

I have loved bike riding since a kid, its keeps you fit and its free and relativly pain free execise and although i am truly at heart a gearhead who much prefers cars i have had many types of bikes from yes a BMX ( yes i was a tomboy ) and a chopper  ( dont laugh ) to my most recent bikes which were a Kona Fire Mountain which i adored and had some custom bits and pieces on it and a Specialised Hard Rock Comp 

I suppose that I had been very lucky in that all the years that i have had bikes ihave not had a bike stolen untill recently -

So it was a great start to the month when I had my beloved Kona Mountain bike stolen form outside a shop in broad daylight on a busy main rd and my nephew recently had his new bike stolen from a safe and secure bike shed in Bristol last month

Ok so both my bike and my nephews bike were those expensive designer mountain bikes but both were locked up with bike locks but even so both bikes were stolen within minutes but apparently its the designers bike that are desired by bike thief

Stupidly none of our bikes were insured or tagged, but we have been lucky and both myself and my nephew now have new bikes which are now data tagged and chipped and locked up with a D lock and a chain lock and are now insured and hopefully wont get stolen

Sadly for me I have now become obessed with mountain bikes. Everywhere I go I now see mountain bikes ( lots of them) and i am constantly looking to see if its mine and some sod is riding my beloved bike around the town. I have to force myself not to drag people off bikes that look even remotely like my bike

But I had no idea what huge business stealing bikes are especially in University towns such as Bristol

What i found really hard to get my head around is that even though a bike will cost on average £350 £500 for a decent mountain bike,and even more if your into serious biking, there is no way to track your bike once its been stolen only if its data chipped/tagged and only then if the police find it at some point which is unlikly. I have even been told by the police that bike thieves will even follow you home on your bike or to where you lock it up to, so that they can come back and steal it at a later time when its more convenient for them

What is really needed for us bikers is some sort of sat/nav tracker like what cars have on them, embedded into the frame of the bike when built, so that as soon as they are stolen the bikes can be tracked to the location of where it is

( and then the owners can go along a grab the theif and take them on a long bike ride - ha ha)

but seriously something like this would drastically recduce the amount of bikes that are stolen which are around 3/4 million every single year ( but thats just the ones that are reported) - you could probably double the figure as i, like many others almost did not bother to report my theft to the police

When I think of the cost of what i paid for my mountain bike and my nephews which were probably around the cost of £1000 for both of them and realise that they were stolen most probably by some F….ing junkie and sold for a few bags of crack its really makes me very very angry

 Anyway as i said i have a new bike now so im off for a long bike ride this afternoon

My obession with bikes is slowly going ( Oi is that my bike your on mate !!!) or maybe not

Love and Kisses and bike chains

Paris

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Moving on from my post on the  perfect escort here is another post that  i found amusing although i have never worked in a parlour i have worked with many girls in private flats to know that this is the mild version of what is often said  this is taken from the ever popular

www.punternet.com message board thread although i have added one or two comments myself

  
                             What Some Girls/ Establisments Say And What They Really Mean 
                                                        The Guide For Newbies 

"We open at 11.00" - the woman with the keys arrives at 11.15 and the masseuses get in at noon.

"Last massage is at 8.00" - last massage is at 7.15; we lock up at 7.45

"she’s a BBW" - she’s fat

she is booked up - Fuck knows where she is, but if you find her please tell her to call   

"she’s a cuddly BBW" - she’s clinically obese

"she’s a mature 40 year old!" - she’s over 50

"she’s a mature 50 year old" -she’s at the Post Office cashing her pension

"today we have Sasha, Louise will be in shortly" - we’ve rung Louise’s home and mobile, we’ve no bloody idea where she is.

"Sasha and Louise do a great two-girl" - that’s £20 extra

"with a great girl-on-girl lesbian show" - and that’s £40 extra

"free refreshments" - broken biscuit assortment from Lidl"a choice of drink" - tea or coffee but we’ve run out of milk/sugar

"she’s very outgoing" - she’s on drugs

"Her statistics are 36-24-36" - that’s just round her leg

"she’s 34d" - she’s 36c (reduce measurement by 2 and cup size by 1 in all descriptions.

"she’ll be available shortly" - at least an hour’s wait

"she’s available now" -she’s be in the room with someone else when you get here (this applies even when you’re ringing from outside

"she’s new" - she has no idea what she’s doing

"she’s popular" - you’ll never get an appointment ever

"she’s going to be really popular" -she looks awful no-one would pick her out of choice

"Toiletries provided" - Lidl pine shower gel 

clean towels  redreid in the tumbe dryer

"Superior showers" - we’ve cleaned the mould off the wall/curtains

"valuables are left at your own risk" - the customers are theives and will nick anything you leave about

"lockers" - the masseuses are thieves and have duplicate keys

"all inclusive charge" - see 2 girl as above

"special water-sports service" - the toilet is blocked and the girls are pissing in the showers

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